"Well, Jesus is Mexican."
Julia has recently been finding her phone full of these pictures. Time to change the password.
(Listening to Kenny G) "Mom, when will the music start singing?"
Mom: "Madelyn, please get your hands out of your pants. It's not ladylike."
Madelyn: "But it is daddylike."
Mom: "Madelyn, can you clean up your playroom?"
Madelyn: "No mom, I'm more of a player than a cleaner."
(After doing something bad-can't even remember what it was) "If you want to die me then go ahead. That's your choice!"
"I want to be a policeman so I can put all my family in jail and hang out with them whenever I want."
"I don't want to hang out with God because there isn't any grass there and I love grass!"
"I will be a mommy soon. I've got a new mole and you have a lot of moles, so I will be a mommy soon."
